I’ve been silent since the weekend, left to ponder in solitude what might have been and what will never be. Odysseus, the horse I’ve touted as a legitimate Kentucky Derby contender since mid-February floundered in the Toyota Blue Grass last weekend at Keeneland, sustaining an injury in the process and effectively ending the Derby dream.
Unsure of how to approach the topic, I’ve returned to my roots. It was, after all, a couple of Youtube videos from the 2007 Triple Crown season that launched this adventure here at The Aspiring Horseplayer.
In an attempt to convey (albeit in slightly humorous fashion) my thoughts and misgivings on the matter, I’m presenting the following video that plays on my favorite Youtube meme other than the infamous Keyboard Cat.
Behold:
Hitler is angry that Odysseus is off the Derby trail.
Evidently it takes a while for news to reach underground bunkers in Berlin where the fury of the der Fuhrer is awaiting his final destruction at the hands of the Red Army. 
Kev; Bummer! I felt the same way when Ron The Greek broke my heart in the LA Derby (sigh). Life and the KY Derby goes on. I cannot pick Eskendereya…it’s against my religion to pick favorites, especially in the Derby. Besides, all (12) of my blog readers are used to getting a price horse from me.
BTW – I couldn’t view Hitler’s anger over Odysseus due to copyright grounds?!
17 days and counting!
yeah, youtube is really pissing me off. There’s only 100,000 vids of the same meme already on the site with no problems – but mine they suddenly block just after uploading?
I’m switching to another site so that I can share. Check back shortly.
There we go – It’s back up now!
I have never seen anything so funny. That was freakin’ great!
This is how i felt after i found that William’s Kitten was hurt. Now you know my pain.
After “sleeping around” with a few horses, i found one in a spot i never expected to. Hopefully you will do the same before Derby Day.
(BTW, it probably was intentional, but you do know its Polytrack and not Tapeta @ Keeneland, right?)
Oh, my God, Kevin, that’s is the f’ing funniest video EVER!! Love it, love it! (But, tencentcielo is right…Keeneland is Polytrack:-)
It actually wasn’t intentional and I should’ve caught that – I blame insomnia and the fact that Windows Movie Maker kept crashing on me and losing all of my work (I had to start over about a half-dozen times from scratch – by the end I was about as furious as Hitler).
There’s actually a couple of edits I want to make (like the part where the subtitles get itsy bitsy as well), that I couldn’t detect until the video was published.
FYI – I’ve edited a bit to cleanup. New version has replaced original (still basically the same clip).
Those responsible for the Tapeta/Polytrack mixup have been sacked. Come see the Majestic Moose.
This is among the greatest things I have ever seen in the history of the internets. Bravo, my good man. This is great.
Fantastic video, funniest thing I’ve seen in awhile that’s for sure
Nice work Big Man–looking forward to your Derby Prediction in a couple of weeks.
I will check back in with mine.
Awesome! I love your videos. Especially this one, since you’re the one who sold me on Odysseus in the first place.
This year I guess I’ll just have to bet on whoever breaks from post 8 or has 8 in the name, since that’s done pretty well in the past – hope 85ina50 makes it in!
Great work, Kevin! I share the Fuhrer’s disappointment.
I Love it! I blame the aspiring horseplayer for everything that goes wrong as well
Video – “Like”
Albertrani deciding to go Poly – “Dislike”
Hitler’s right, btw. He IS the laughingstock of Twitter and Facebook and he IS a—don’t wanna give away lines
WIN!
I’m so glad you guys enjoyed this. You never quite know how a “Hitler” themed post is going to be received. Plus, I’ve generally kept away from vulgarity here in the interests of public decency, but I had to let loose with this one. I love you guys – thanks for the positive feedback!
Just noticed he says “gooddamn” instead of “goddamn” at one point. This is why friends don’t let friends edit videos after midnight on weekdays.
I hope he is back one day. He would have added a lot of excitment to the Derby. I knew something was wrong when he just dropped back quickly. I always wait until the news comes out.
Kevin, this was hilarious and brilliant! This is what makes your blog so great, you are fearless when it comes to new ideas, nice job, I laughed my head off!!
Well done!
Kevin
I’m not worthy…not a fan of subtitles/foreign films, but when they’re as hilarious as this I just can’t turn it off!!! Also not prone to profanity, but that was funny $h!+ !!!
I’m sorry about your hoss but there’s a chance he won’t even have surgery…Sanan said on Steve Byk’s show that they’re waiting for the inflammation to subside before the vet gives his final plan of care. I believe they need to scope it and ODYSSEUS will be back in training by August. Future book Clark H. favorite?
On a more serious note, do you suppose his in/out Tampa Bay Derby win was the start of his problem? A talented dude like this one just doesn’t back out and come again unless they’re in pain. I believe the bone chip (reportedly in the back of the knee) was present prior to the Blue Grass, floated into the joint causing him pain and he stopped putting out, then it floated into a gap where there are no pain receptors and ODYSSEUS re-rallied for the win. Sound feasible?
That was awesome!
(and “Downfall” is a great movie)
Kev; OMG! LMFAO! I am soooo glad I checked back to see this. No lie, if more people followed the sport we all love, this would be worth a sport on SNL!
Bravo, Bravo, Bravo!!!
BTW – Polytrack…Tapeta…Pro-Ride…like Mein Fuhrer sez, it’s all synthetic sh-t!
Kevin,
Very clever. Indeed, you never know how a Hitler reference will play. But this worked because of the marriage of handicapper rage and one of the world’s most despicable humans. Good work.
Kevin,
That was terrrrrifffic!!! Had me LMAO! I had the “Hitler Does Handigambling” link but You Tube took that down too. I’ll add a link to this at my website – it can be part of the Derby Preview chat next Friday night.
Laura
That was great! Nice work.
This is making the rounds at Emerald Downs this morning and tears of laughter are flowing. Awesome job!
Great job Kevin, effin’ hilarious! Loved the bit about Hitler cleaning up after Tijuana donkey shows to make extra cash – just brilliant.
Laura, that “Hitler does Handigambling” piece was INFINITELY more spectacular than my humble offering. I hope everyone had a chance to see it. They used more rare clips (at least from the norm for this meme) – not just the infamous “argument scene” I used. I wanted to link back to it as a previous reference, but no link seemed available. If you find one, please share it – it’s FANTASTIC! A Must-Watch.
The basic premise I used is such a popular genre over on Youtube that the NY Times had an article on how to make your own “Downfall” parody. It’s ridiculously easy.
http://www.nytimes.com/2010/02/25/technology/personaltech/25basics.html
It’s ability to humorously parody ANYTHING happening in the world – from politics, to sports, to video gaming, to “reality” TV – is bewildering. In time it will branch out to other foreign language films, I’m sure, but the “tension” of these scenes is what makes them so absurdly funny.
Being a bit of a film geek, the guy portraying Burgdorf (the one who in my clip argues that “Keeneland is a respected track and the Blue Grass an established prep”) is absolutely phenomenal in this scene. Usually all of the attention is focused on the portrayal of Hitler, but Burgdorf is the subordinate character that stands out. In the scene – he’s telling Hitler that his claims of betrayal from his Generals in the Army are “outrageous” (the entire blow-up scene being predicated on the news being broke to der fuhrer that a counter attack by Gen. Steiner on the advancing Red Army has not been carried out despite his orders).
Thanks everyone – glad I could help bring a smile to so many people’s faces this weekend.
I thought that was C. Ken Dunn when the rain came down today and washed out another of Gulfstream’s “All Turf Pick 4s.”
Classic!!!
O … M … G … that was funny!
“Don’t worry, the donkey could never replace you!”
Kev,
I’m speechless. That was absolutely classic material. You have my vote for blog post of the year.
Geno
Best use of the Hitler clip yet.
I am not a fan of going dirt to poly, especially when timing is critical on the TC trail.
Still loving it!
Now the nation awaits for the end of the Kentucky Derby rankings heptalogy: The Seventh Sin(gle).
I know…gotta get to work on that soon. Been so busy all the time that it’s been near impossible to find time to write anything. Thank god for parody videos!
Funniest horse racing related humor I have ever seen. An absolute classic.
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